Friday, February 20, 2009

I'm trying anything...and yes, I know it's ridiculous. Shush.

Dear Left Eye,

I’m afraid you’re making it difficult for me to love you these days. I have chosen Right Eye as my favorite, and you are still out of the running unless you shape up.

Why must you be so puffy and swollen? Why so painful? Don’t you want me to pretty you up with glittery eye shadow and coats of mascara?

Oh, I remember all the fun we had. But now, you’ve decided you don’t want to match Right Eye. You want to be your own identity, and while I can’t blame you for that, don’t you realize the disruption you’re causing the entire face? You’re making it impossible to have a conversation without someone looking at you, and only you.

Please surrender to the medicine the lovely doctor gave me and come back. We miss you.

6 comments:

Crazee Juls said...

hee hee...that was funny and clever. Thank you for stopping by my blog, and come back any ol' time

The Red Headed Mama said...

I barely noticed lefty tonight. It's all good :)

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Just Lisa said...

hee hee hee.... I get pink eye in my right eye at least a couple times a year. Dang allergies.

MsTypo said...

Hope your eye feels better soon!